My Transformers movie review has provoked a tremendous response (if two comments counts as a tremendous response).

One of the comments was from a turkey called Chuck Larry who has seemed to have got all worked up over my review.

im sorry dude but your a fuckin idiot. Transformers is a very entertaining movie and if michael bay did such a bad job, lets see you do better. the movie is great entertainment and is one of the best movies ever. so keep your bullshit comments to yourself if your just going to cut peoples work up you lowlife.

I’m sure you’ll agree such a well written comment deserves a response, and I’m going to give it one, on the front page no-less (Tell your friends Chuck)

im sorry dude but your a fuckin idiot.

Where to start with this one? It’s far too easy to pick faults with this, but I’m sure the irony will be lost on you Chuck.

Transformers is a very entertaining movie and if michael bay did such a bad job, lets see you do better.

I happy you found Transformers entertaining, (I’m also happy you used one capital letter in your entire message) however  I did not, I like my movies to contain more than one dimensional characters punctuating confusing and  poorly shot action sequences.

Also I would love to take the opportunity to make a better Transformers movie (First steps, Story by Simon Furman, Character design my Don Figueroa) but are you sure you are in a position to grant this opportunity?

the movie is great entertainment and is one of the best movies ever.

This sentence speak volumes, rather than being one of the best movies ever Transformers is the biggest missed opportunity ever, it has made a large amount of money but it could have made a lot more because you have got a film with huge appeal it’s about giant reboots fighting, based on the biggest selling toy line of all time which is recognised by both children and their parents, and instead of getting a film that could build a huge movie franchise (as big as Star Wars) you get by the numbers disaster/action movie. Can you not imagine what a good Transformers film could have been like? One with a decent story, feeling, character development, Transformers with lines, coherent action scenes? You think with more than twenty years of material (some of it hugely superior to the movie) out there to base a movie on, they could have got it a lot better.

so keep your bullshit comments to yourself if your just going to cut peoples work up you lowlife.

Again I think the irony of this comment is lost on you, so I’ll break it down for you. You’ve left me a bullshit comment criticising me, but then you’ve told me not to do the same to other people.

However Chuck, I welcome your comments and would love to hear from you again soon.